When we watched movies by Tim Upperton
I want to watch one bad movie after another, and when I�ve seen them all I will read all the bad books, the bad, rubbishy books with their stock characters and ridiculous plots, and then I will listen to Europop� no, country music, I�ll listen to Europop and country music and the entire back-catalogue of Celine Dion while I eat triple cheeseburgers, grease running down my chin. I want