Johnny by John O'Connor
He travelled the length of the country giving concerts for penguins tickets were free - or koha. The trick was to get them early / "Give me the chick till the age of seven & I'll give you the bird!!" he'd say. Arrhh / most nights the mosh-pit filled quickly the eggs were incubated by DOC & CNZ. Naturally as the events were of national insignificance the media were ecstatic